this is what i want in a coffee house

--stay open until 10pm at the earliest
--serve half-caffeinated espresso beverages
--sell brownies, and scones that are buttery and not too heavy, and really good cake in smallish servings
--have background music that stays more or less in the background, unless you recognize the song and can then follow the tune
--have comfortable seating
--not smell
--have free wi-fi
--have pretty people to look at
--have accessible parking
--be large enough that I feel comfortable staying for awhle without hogging one of few seats
--employ people who can make good drinks, and recognize you after you've been there for a handful of visits
--be within 10 miles of home
--allow knitting groups and scrabble players to gather