My very British name is Charlotte Watson. Tim's is Quentin Watson.
u4ic's would be Imogen Watson. Tim's brother would be Terrance Gladstone. Apparently my half of the hyphenated name wins out when assigning randomly generated British names.
You, too can play with The Very British Name Generator.
It's hard to coordinate a process when you're doing so for two departments, and the secretaries in the other department think they should be doing what you're doing. I have run back and forth between here and Chemistry about 6 times today. I also learned that their department is putting a worksheet of general requirements in each new student's folder that has been obsolete since 1996. No wonder no one can graduate in four years anymore.